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Cock UnBlocked
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I KNOW how frustrating writers block can be, at times devastating. However, if you’re a man there is an even greater threat. Another type of block… One that is common and happens to even the “best” however, that knowledge alone will not alleviate the frustration of erectile dysfunction. I feel sorry for those that find themselves unable to rise to the occasion.
Thanks to our sponsor I was made more aware of the worthless reason that men can, but do not, treat their pipe issues.
An analysis that I’ll call:
A look of sex within the eyes
That disappears ‘Cause it won’t rise
A hunger found within a voice
That starves for booty
But starves by choice
A man must live by standards set
So he’ll ignore man’s greatest threat
Pride blocks just scent of shame
Provides relief but just in vain
A shield from pleasure, for pale limp skin
Ensures protection from holes of sin
Ego grows with extent of enthrall
Nothing breaks through false prides wall
Guaranteed frustration
Can last life-long
"Man stays limp but pride stays strong"
Lonely is the macho layer
That covers up a useless player
Thanks to Johnson and Johnson, a family company, there is a solution. What’s the point of pride when all it does is shield any hope of pleasure.
Try "Cock Unblocked". It is sold over the counter so no prescription is necessary. “Cock Unblocked” is a revolutionary new erectile dysfunction medication that has a three day window. So if you’d like to make up for lost time with a marathon of stored fantasies, you will be ready, willing and “hehe” able.
Cock Unblocked is the solution to why you aren’t getting any…. I can’t promise you’ll get laid no matter how correctly you follow its box posted directions however, I can promise that when that chance arises – you will as well.
This was written for and preformed on
The Tickled Pink Comedy Hour On Blog Talk Radio
-- Audrey Michelle